Monday, November 14, 2011

theONION Breaks Important Sailing News

Man To Sail Around World To Decrease Awareness Of Important Issues

November 14, 2011 |

"I hope to use my lifelong love of sailing to take part in a completely irrelevant novelty stunt that in no way benefits humanity," Gilmer said of the non-news event that will needlessly cycle in and out of the top spot on news websites for weeks. "The goal here is to really make people think about a young, overconfident asshole on a boat rather than any pressing matters of substance that actually affect people's lives.",26640/

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